tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time
I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers
dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Yes it does.
It really does
the penis people’s showers are so boring compared to this
Funniest blog on earth
I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes
Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced