vaporeowned:

boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .



whvtever:

i don’t get it but i’ll laugh anyway because you’re hot 



Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

buckyraccoon:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra


hobbitkaiju:

this is a view of a giraffe I did not think I’d ever see


airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

image


tyrelonmelon:

What do you mean girls don’t actually put real chicken cutlets in their bras


whiteblackjesus:

internetexplorers:

when children do things and u just wanna murder them

like be children